Forgotten Meme

going through my drafts, and i found this! take note that i answered this when i was in form five, oh my god. clearly, i had serious anger issues. and i sounded miserable! like an articulate, sarcastic bitch.

wow, i’ve come a really long way.

okay here you go anyway :)

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# 1 If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?

i would rip his balls off. pour acid on his dick. post pictures of him naked after i ripped his balls off with his dead acidified dick. and tell the world he’s gay, anyway. then proceed to move on.

# 2 If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?

write a self-help book dedicated to all the boyfriends in the world, on how to treat your girl right. write a best selling book, become rich and then travel with no strings attached.

#3 What will your dream wedding be like?

something garden-y and beach-y. wait you know what, who cares about my wedding, i’m more concerned about my hen’s nite out.

#4 Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?

at this point, i’m too fuckin sick and tired to care. i already know what lies ahead. shit lies ahead, that’s what.

#5 What’s your ideal lover like?

i can tell you what’s NOT my ideal lover like: someone possessive and utterly crazy and controlling and sarcastic and selfish and demands everything and gives nothing and .. oh yeah. humourous. my ideal lover is NOT someone funny. i hate funny. let’s just leave funny to people who get paid to be funny.

#6 Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?

you know what? i don’t even know. all i know is, it’s tough finding someone worthy of falling for; The One. so i’ll have to say loving someone is more blessed.

#7 How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?

for as long as i can stand doing so.

#8 If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?

find a new crush. .. actually, who cares? all’s fair in love and war.

#9 Is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?

anything? anything?? hah if i count them i’ll run out of fingers!

#10 Is being tagged fun?

i’m hungry.

#11 How do you see yourself in ten years time?

i’d be .. 27! shit that’s so old. i’d be working, i suppose, hopefully for a magazine or something journalism related. i don’t really know; i mean, HELL i’m the type of girl who wouldn’t even know what she’d be doing tomorrow.

#12 Who are currently the most important people to you?

my imaginary friend chuck.

#13 What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?

okay i think i got tagged by at least two people for this.

#14 Would you rather be single & rich or married but poor?

single and rich. my current non boyf doesn’t believe in being married.

#15 What’s the first thing you do every morning?

think to myself, “ONLY FOUR HOURS?! i’m going back to sleep.”

#16 Would you give all in a relationship?

i have given all in a relationship.

#17 If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?

the one who would make me happier. who could provide. the more mature one.

#18 What type of friends do you like?

people to go crazy with, and can handle good conversations :)

#19 What type of friends do you dislike?

judgmental ones. the ones who talk too freakin much. i don’t much care about gossipers; i’m immune to rumours haha. seriously.

#20 Tagged by :

jillian and carmen and ken, a long long time ago.

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